"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Like the Jesus Lizard song “Skull of a German”.
German Lunatic from the “Morton Collection of Skulls”, University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology in Philadelphia.
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
J U N I O R
I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.
Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.
Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
All he needs is a monocle and a top hat
this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST