jenngofett: I just want to go back to sleep.
180mph: genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
nunderwater: *applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*
ha fuck you.
May the 4th be with you… always!– Happy Star Wars Day. (via startingtohurt)
dampsandwich: If you ever need a lesson on how to fuck something up I’m here
kwikemart: i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
jennyatsdcc: tavidan: shameglobe: fyeah-hetalia: You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg Magenta is a boy what the fuck blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it
cannibalcoalition: You know what? I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural. Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines. I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. Not natural....
nayx: *hides gameboy under covers* haha “goodnight mom and dad” (: