May 2013
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jenngofett:
I just want to go back to sleep.
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180mph:
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
nunderwater:
*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*
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ha fuck you.
“May the 4th be with you… always!”
– Happy Star Wars Day. (via startingtohurt)
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dampsandwich:
If you ever need a lesson on how to fuck something up I’m here
kwikemart:
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
toxic-ponies:
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
jennyatsdcc:
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shameglobe:
fyeah-hetalia:
You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever?
I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl
meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs
I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg
Magenta is a boy
what the fuck
blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it
cannibalcoalition:
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural....
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nayx:
*hides gameboy under covers* haha “goodnight mom and dad” (:
